One
of the things I enjoyed most when watching the Tonight
Show with Jay Leno was Headline News.
Jay
brought attention to poorly worded advertisements and news reports--things like
Join us for a guide dog barbeque this
weekend.
Or:
A murdered
man whose body was left in two different locations was found to be leading a
double life.
The
unintended meaning was just hilarious.
And
Leno’s Headline News is what I was
thinking about the other day when the female newscaster on Eyewitness News said
in regard to State of the Union address: Stay
tuned to find out why this local man will be in the first lady’s box tonight.
Somehow,
I do not think the reporter said exactly what she meant.
And
if she did, that is information none of us needs to know.
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