It is Sunday. I am thinking that maybe on Sundays, I should mix it up a little. Give posting a rest. Maybe take the day off. Not because I have nothing to write about. I always have something to write about.
The bible says God rested on Sunday. And I mean no disrespect to God but did God really need to rest? Is it that hard being God? And if it is that difficult, couldn’t he just make the job easier? He is God after all. And if he rested all day what was he doing? Lying on the couch in his Old Navy God pajamas watching reruns of the Millionaire Matchmaker on Bravo? And what about us humans? Does God rest every Sunday? And if God is resting every Sunday, then are all Sunday prayers met with a God-like auto answering response: Sorry. I am out of the office until Monday.
Okay. So I couldn’t help myself. I just had to get a few thoughts out. The pressure was too great. Maybe next Sunday I’ll do better. I would ask God for absolution but I am afraid he is busy resting with his God-like clicker in hand. Hmmm....do you think heaven subscribes to Cablevision or Fios?
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